I used to think “ich liebe dich” meant “I love dick”

Anonymous asked: Do you actually need your glasses or nah

tyromantic:

if i was going for aesthetics then obscuring this face would be counterproductive would it not

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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To him she seemed so beautiful, so seductive, so different from ordinary people, that he could not understand why no one was as disturbed as he by the clicking of her heels on the paving stones, why no one else’s heart was wild with the breeze stirred by the sighs of her veils, why everyone did not go mad with the movements of her braid, the flight of her hands, the gold of her laughter. He had not missed a single one of her gestures, not one of the indications of her character, but he did not dare approach her for fear of destroying the spell.
written by Gabriel García Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera (via briesbookshelf)

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someone once told me they “didn’t have much interest in seeing Yeasayer live” and that was literally the moment our friendship died forever

toburnyourkingdomdown:

mightequinn:

Jenny Slate in an abortion romcom? I will be there, day one, front row. Well, not the front row because it distorts the viewing experience, but ja feel.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JENNY!!!!!! GABE!!!!!!!!

NOT CRYING. FACE RAIN

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